If this book were cursed, then you would probably become cursed if you read it. You'd start to experience strange symptoms, like the wiggles, the giggles, trouble licking your elbow, and all your food tasting like cabbage. And then you would need to take silly steps to break the curse, like reading a goofy poem or smelling someone's feet.

Luckily for you, there's no need to worry because this book is definitely not cursed! So read away without fear.