What if the Church is just another failed start-up - misreading the market, hemorrhaging credibility, and quietly wondering if its best bet is a slow fade into irrelevance? That's the question lurking beneath every cringeworthy attempt at cultural relevance, every overproduced worship set that sounds like a Coldplay B-side, every sermon series with a name like Unlocking Your Divine Potentiat(TM). But maybe-just maybe -the Church isn't dying. Maybe it's just having its Babel moment, stacking bricks for a structure God never asked for. Or maybe we're Joseph, unfairly imprisoned, falsely accused, waiting for Pharaoh to have a dream stupid enough to require divine interpretation. Either way, history is littered with the bones of faithless generations, but the remnant the ones who refuse to cower before the ideological Nephilim-always win in the end. So this isn't about survival. It's about betting the farm on the one institution Jesus actually said would outlive Rome, America, and whatever postmodern Sharknado we're currently living through. The only question is: will we go down with the cowards or march with the Killer Church?