Lazy travelers, social introverts, and busy procrastinators. These six stories follow outsiders who cannot relate to themselves, so they wander the hemisphere in search of a community--from Brooklyn to Buenos Aires. With humorous prose and absurd scenarios, this collection of short stories depicts the absurd inconsistencies of a globalized, digitized, capitalist world. Where time zones intersect latitudes, trapezoids are created. These characters will accept a home in any way, shape, or form.