Issued by the "World Bank of Savings and Love," these playful checks offer a diverse portfolio of options for the shy and adventurous alike, with fill-in-the-blanks and check-box prompts. With thirty checks for "sweet" offerings like a romantic date night or your partner's undivided attention and thirty checks to reimburse for spicier options like "an opportunity to liquidate your assets" (interpret as you will), Sex Checks: Spicy or Sweet has a little something for everyone.

Best of all, these checks are guaranteed not to bounce . . . unless, of course, you're into that.