THIS naughty and insatiable elf would love to frost your cookies

Phucky the elf has served Santa Claus long and well when Santa offers him as a reward of his choice of one of Santa's twin daughters of marriageable age, Noelle and Holly. He is at once honored and taken aback.

He realizes that he is in a sticky position because unbeknownst to Santa Claus Phucky has been in love for years with the seemingly career focused and unattainable Tinsella Clark.

"Tinsie" is a hot curvaceous blonde with lickably long legs and he desperately wants a taste of what lies between them.

He decides that the only way to get Santa out of the doldrums after unexpectedly losing Mrs. Claus in a freak sledding accident is to find him a new mate among the hopefuls at the North Pole. Phucky is prepared to play matchmaker for dear old Santa, but now his task has been cubed

Phucky's only way out is to get Santa hooked up while also getting Santa's twin daughters interested in another couple of eligible fellows.

...But can he make that happen?