The hot mess everyone knows as Princess Lili is falling in love with one man and having wild monkey business with another. Yeah, I mean me. I'm the hot mess.

Don't judge me. Not yet. There's some back story.

First, I ran away from my royal duties.

I escaped to America, party hopping as the wild, red-haired lifestyle influencer Indigo Flame. I peddle everything from blue eye shadow to flavored pickles to get by.

Don't judge me!

Then, I met the kind, sensitive artist Jesse Adams while looking like the real me - princess me. This is a problem. Huge. I can only see him in secret or the jig is up.

But then I discovered the Masked Man. I met him at a vampire ball dressed as Indigo. Within ten minutes, we were locking the door of the dressing room and things got hot.

I planned to lead a double life all along. I have to if I want to be free of my royal shackles.

But now I have a triple life? Quadruple?

All I know is that Jesse opens my heart, and the Masked Man opens ... everything else.

And if I don't get my act together, I'm going to lose everything.

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Royal Escape is a hot, hot, hot romantic comedy about a princess pretending to be an influencer pretending to be a princess, a man who can't keep his hands off her (as long as he's wearing a mask), a meddling Pickle family who opens a castle in Colorado without realizing the pretend princess is a real princess, and a triple-double twist that everybody sees coming - except the donkeys.

Royal Escape is the final book in the Royally Pickled trilogy, but can totally be read as a standalone.