Have you ever been at a state fair or public event and crapped your pants? It's not a very fun or pleasant experience, is it?

Neither is struggling with drug addiction, the judicial system, prison, or multiple divorces.

Lawn Mower has survived all of these things (including the pants crapping), and is here to share his story, in his own way. A way some may find...offensive.

Epic Fail is a memoir by a recovering addict -and ex con-, written in a language and demeanor that anyone who has walking in similar shoes can understand. The author's hope is to help others find their way, while also giving them a good laugh.

Lawn Mower is a writer unlike any you've ever read. His unique writing style will take you on a journey through a very dark time in his life, and will leave you not knowing if you want to laugh, cry, or track him down and physically assault him.

There is nothing important in this paragraph. Lawn Mower simply wanted another paragraph with his name in it, just to stroke his ego a bit more.

And yes, this book actually did get him sent to prison.